This is the story of two shameless crooks
Two, each worse than the other
They're the filthiest sh*t
They're the fatso and the narco
And the truth is that some years have gone by
Some of us like work
Others prefer to steal it
You're like a pimple on the ass
I scratch it and it disappears
And no matter how much I scratch it
This pimple won't grow anymore
Don't think, poor devils
that I'm singing out of spite
That embezzlement was lucky
Today I sleep much better
You're the fatso and the narco
You're the crème de la crème
I was a signature on paper
As consolation I'm left with
Time is the one that gives the reasons
and the one that sometimes takes them away from us
I put you to bed with my tongue
and it offered me a smile
You were two hungry wolves
In the end you've served me
to broaden the repertoire
Don't be in a hurry to change
that it'll be a bit late
I don't know where you are now
Don't think, poor devils
that I'm singing out of spite
That embezzlement was lucky
Today I sleep much better
You're the fatso and the narco
You're the crème de la crème
I was a signature on paper
As consolation I'm left with
You were Asterix and Obelix
Captain and his cabin boy
And now I go and say goodbye
The fat book entertains
Until the life that comes