I do everything alone
You're amazed at what I can do
And since nobody knows me better
I'm my own assistant
I host my own poker nights
Recite poems to myself
I sing with myself in a double choir
Beat myself at chess
I've forgiven myself for most
I can defend myself
I can even bribe myself when in doubt
I hand the baton to myself
And take my own confession
But there's a point where I fail
Where others wouldn't get any further
There's no way it works alone
Cause for that I need another mouth
I know for sure it won't work
Attempts end pathetically
Cause meditating won't help
Kissing takes two
I've got myself well under control
I'm my captain and my ship
Even if I slip into the red
I steer myself out of every crisis
I spy on myself
I hire myself and fire myself
Then punch myself in the nose
I read my palm
And slam myself against the wall
I laugh at myself and lie to myself
That's what I'm really good at
I never saw it that way
It's way too complicated
There's no way it works alone
I think I've got that now
Cause it takes another mouth
How about I with you
Kissing takes two
I think you know what's up
The fix works best in twos
When you flop on the couch
The way to a kiss isn't far