You're amazed at what I can do
And since nobody knows me better
I host my own poker nights
I sing with myself in a double choir
Beat myself at chess
I've forgiven myself for most
I can even bribe myself when in doubt
I hand the baton to myself
And take my own confession
But there's a point where I fail
Where others wouldn't get any further
There's no way it works alone
Cause for that I need another mouth
I know for sure it won't work
Attempts end pathetically
Cause meditating won't help
I've got myself well under control
I'm my captain and my ship
Even if I slip into the red
I steer myself out of every crisis
I hire myself and fire myself
Then punch myself in the nose
And slam myself against the wall
I laugh at myself and lie to myself
That's what I'm really good at
I never saw it that way
There's no way it works alone
I think I've got that now
Cause it takes another mouth
I think you know what's up
The fix works best in twos
When you flop on the couch
The way to a kiss isn't far