I do everything alone
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You're amazed at what I can do
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And since nobody knows me better
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I'm my own assistant
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I host my own poker nights
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Recite poems to myself
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I sing with myself in a double choir
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Beat myself at chess
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I've forgiven myself for most
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I can defend myself
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I can even bribe myself when in doubt
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I hand the baton to myself
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And take my own confession
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But there's a point where I fail
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Where others wouldn't get any further
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There's no way it works alone
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Cause for that I need another mouth
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I know for sure it won't work
Attempts end pathetically
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It's just wasted time
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I ought to give it a try
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Cause meditating won't help
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Kissing takes two
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I've got myself well under control
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I'm my captain and my ship
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Even if I slip into the red
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I steer myself out of every crisis
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I spy on myself
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I hire myself and fire myself
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Then punch myself in the nose
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I read my palm
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And slam myself against the wall
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I laugh at myself and lie to myself
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That's what I'm really good at
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I never saw it that way
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I'll tell you why
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There's no way it works alone
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I think I've got that now
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Cause it takes another mouth
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How about I with you
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Kissing takes two
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I think you know what's up
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The fix works best in twos
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When you flop on the couch
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The way to a kiss isn't far