And the Beer Captain, Richard Bier
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where we're going doesn't f*cking matter
The Beer Captain welcomes you
At Drink Station Four
Nobody needs to go thirsty
Aboard the MS Beer with us
For breakfast, lunch, dinner
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where we're going doesn't f*cking matter
With a pretty solid buzz
We hoist the party sails
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
A passenger to the Captain
"I thought I'd give a knock
Can you still drink warm beer?"
Be it Munich, Cologne or Mainz
A lukewarm beer's better than none
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where we're going doesn't f*cking matter
With a pretty solid buzz
We hoist the party sails
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
We sound the alarm, the crate is empty
No restock in sight, the heart so heavy
I love you, beer, I love you so much
Where are we gonna get something to drink now?
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
Where we're going doesn't f*cking matter
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?
The Beer Captain speaking
And now whole milk for everyone
The Milk Captain speaking
May I please see the milk jugs?
Where we're going doesn't f*cking matter
With a pretty solid buzz
We hoist the party sails
The Beer Captain speaking
May I please see the beer bellies?