And pull out the dinner chair
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By candlelight so she'll fall in love
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I send flowers, chocolates and a card
My problem has always been
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I call the next day, Don Juan style
I treat them all the same
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But that 1% is a bum
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But that 1% is a bum
Naughty, and they like it
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But that 1% is a bum
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But that 1% is a bum
Naughty, and they like it
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And the naughtiest 1% in Brazil
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And pull out the dinner chair
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By candlelight so she'll fall in love
_____
I send flowers, chocolates and a card
_____
My problem has always been
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I call the next day, Don Juan style
I treat them all the same
_____
But that 1% is a bum
_____
That 1% is a bum
Naughty, and they like it
_____
But that 1% is a bum
_____
That 1% is a bum
_____
But that 1% is a bum
_____
But that 1% is a bum
Super naughty and they like it
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I'm dating everybody
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But that 1% is a bum
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But that 1% is a bum
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Super naughty and they like it