And pull out the dinner chair
By candlelight so she'll fall in love
I send flowers, chocolates and a card
My problem has always been
I call the next day, Don Juan style
I treat them all the same
But that 1% is a bum
But that 1% is a bum
Naughty, and they like it
But that 1% is a bum
But that 1% is a bum
Naughty, and they like it
And the naughtiest 1% in Brazil
And pull out the dinner chair
By candlelight so she'll fall in love
I send flowers, chocolates and a card
My problem has always been
I call the next day, Don Juan style
I treat them all the same
But that 1% is a bum
Naughty, and they like it
But that 1% is a bum
But that 1% is a bum
But that 1% is a bum
Super naughty and they like it
I'm dating everybody
But that 1% is a bum
But that 1% is a bum
Super naughty and they like it