Even though you lack everything of value
It's straight out for some shopping
The whole wardrobe is transformed
After swearing to never again eat
The whole crew is going out
And splurge every single penny
Then there's nobody who can touch you
You're king, king, king at the bar
It's something you really know
Then there's nobody who can touch you
You're king, king, king at the bar
It's worth living poorly for a while
If you get to be king for a day
But wake up that same Monday
With indescribable anguish
And partied away every single cent
Blocked out every single bill
Therefore threatened with eviction
And to even afford the rent
Forced to pawn the stereo
If your head is sore, the situation's doomed
Then there's nobody who can touch you
You're king, king, king at the bar
It's something you really know
Then there's nobody who can touch you
You're king, king, king at the bar
It's worth living poorly for a while
If you get to be king for a day
Strong beer, nuts and chips
If you get that f*cking fast
Then there's nobody who can touch you
You're king, king, king at the bar
It's something you really know
Then there's nobody who can touch you
You're king, king, king at the bar
It's worth living poorly for a while
If you get to be king for a day
Then you're king, king, king at the bar