You must be confused
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Or there was a guy just like me
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They say they saw me strolling in the city
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With fine clothes and looking like a stud
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Watching all the girls pass in front of me
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But that's impossible, I was never there
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When you're not with me, I behave myself
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I stay locked up watching TV
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I don't even go to the corner or talk to my neighbor
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Although I won't deny it, she's still looking fine
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That night I wasn't there
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Or there was a guy just like me
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That night I wasn't there
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Or there was a guy just like me
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You say you saw me on a webpage
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With two Eves by my side and a beer too
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That I was really happy and kind of distracted
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I swear at that hour I was fast asleep
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I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know what's up
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You're always out there and I'm just chilling at home
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Reading some books to be able to understand
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How I should treat you and understand you, woman
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That night I wasn't there
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Or there was a guy just like me
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Lies, lies, lies, lies
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Lies, lies, lies, lies
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Those are just lies
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That night I wasn't there
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Or there was a guy just like me
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That night I wasn't there
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Or there was a guy just like me