Or there was a guy just like me
They say they saw me strolling in the city
With fine clothes and looking like a stud
Watching all the girls pass in front of me
But that's impossible, I was never there
When you're not with me, I behave myself
I stay locked up watching TV
I don't even go to the corner or talk to my neighbor
Although I won't deny it, she's still looking fine
That night I wasn't there
Or there was a guy just like me
That night I wasn't there
Or there was a guy just like me
You say you saw me on a webpage
With two Eves by my side and a beer too
That I was really happy and kind of distracted
I swear at that hour I was fast asleep
I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know what's up
You're always out there and I'm just chilling at home
Reading some books to be able to understand
How I should treat you and understand you, woman
That night I wasn't there
Or there was a guy just like me
Lies, lies, lies, lies
Lies, lies, lies, lies
That night I wasn't there
Or there was a guy just like me
That night I wasn't there
Or there was a guy just like me