'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
If he says it today, tomorrow it's done
He works today even though he partied yesterday
He talks when he should, shuts up when it's time to keep quiet
The girl he likes has no escape
He pops up out of nowhere when hard times hit
If he spends a penny, know he'll bring a buck tomorrow
Ion was the handsomest, like me back in my youth
Of all the Ions, the most Ion is my boy
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
People speak well of your daughter
She's one of those with a sense of decency
Who takes gold at the housewife contest
Your daughter, in-law, looks like me
She knows she has to listen to her man
Helps him here, sets him right there
She knows how to work and she knows how to sing
Among all the Maries, the most Marie is your girl
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl
Ion was the handsomest, like me back in my youth
Of all the Ions, the most Ion is my boy
People speak well of your daughter
Your daughter, in-law, looks like me
In-law, in-law, please excuse me
'Cause my boy stole your treasure
But you won't be sorry, trust me, in-law
His old man taught him how to love a girl