Step right up, step right up
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Because today, a grand auction
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My two young apprentice street performers
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Will be presenting you with some
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Swear words for the wholesalers
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Headaches for the charlatans
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Puns for the artists
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Words of love for the lovers
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Word for word for the copycats
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A word for a word for the snitches
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Clever words for the a**holes
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Mopeds for the thieves
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Today, a grand auction
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We're buying second-hand words
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Trendy and cheap words
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And also collector's words
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Cod for the fishmongers
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And ugliness for the not-so-pretty
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Lost words for the lost souls
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Words in the air for the birds
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Passwords for the suspicious
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And key-words for the prisoners
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Funny words for the children
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Taboo words for the tabbouleh
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Today, a grand auction
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We're buying second-hand words
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Trendy and cheap words
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And also collector's words
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Crosswords for the retirees
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And sweet nothings for the crushes
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Orders for the orderly
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Arrow-words for the Indians
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Mummies for the pyramids
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Half-words for the half-pints
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Running words for the fast ones
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And the final word for the song