I've got a yeast infection
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It's been here for a while already
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Please go away, fungus, you're bugging me
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It itches, it burns
I've got a yeast infection
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It's not the first time
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But how do I shut it up?
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I'd like to end it real quick
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I've got a phobia of ticks, fungi, and parasites
It's serious, it bothers me
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It's obsessing me, I want it gone
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You need to get out
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Or else I'll be the one who leaves
Somewhere other than Earth
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To an interplanetary station
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And sign up for the Moon, Pluto, or Neptune
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I'm gonna go somewhere besides Earth
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To an interplanetary station
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To the Moon, Pluto, Neptune, or Jupiter
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And let me be in peace
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And nobody ever touches me again
You're polluting my atmosphere
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I wanna stay in my sphere