I've got a yeast infection
Now it's waking up
It's been here for a while already
Please go away, fungus, you're bugging me
It itches, it burns
I've got a yeast infection
It's not the first time
But how do I shut it up?
I'd like to end it real quick
I've got a phobia of ticks, fungi, and parasites
It's serious, it bothers me
It's obsessing me, I want it gone
You need to get out
Or else I'll be the one who leaves
Somewhere other than Earth
To an interplanetary station
And sign up for the Moon, Pluto, or Neptune
I'm gonna go somewhere besides Earth
To an interplanetary station
To the Moon, Pluto, Neptune, or Jupiter
And let me be in peace
And nobody ever touches me again
You're polluting my atmosphere
I wanna stay in my sphere