I went to see a record label
With my guitar on my back
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I sang them my scars
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All on a C chord
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Yeah but, today to do it right
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You gotta look like Jennifer
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My music isn't sad enough
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Looks-wise, I'm not that handsome
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Today, to be anarchist
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You need haute couture on your back
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I guess today if you wanna please
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You gotta look like a big dork
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And if it sounds, that's already good
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But when it sounds, I think it's cool
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I'm sure as hell not gonna start dancing
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I don't wanna learn how to sing
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Because if that's art to you
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Then I'm nowhere near being a star
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They didn't seem to like it
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I didn't let it throw me
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I followed up with a D chord
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I guess today if you wanna please
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You'd better shut up
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And if it sounds, that's already good
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But when it sounds, I think it's cool
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I'm sure as hell not gonna start dancing
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I don't wanna learn how to sing
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Because if that's art to you
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Then I'm nowhere near being a star
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I would've liked to be an artist
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So I could do my act
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Chat up chicks backstage
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Vomit my guts into a mic
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Yeah but, today to seal the deal
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First you gotta please your mom
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I sing Love on a piano
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I've got haute couture on my back
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I take lessons in a castle
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Today I might not be that proud
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But I can say your mom digs me
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All my songs are gonna blow up
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And you, crowd, you're gonna love me
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We agree that's not art
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Yeah but today I'm a star