Your dog eats your homework
while the seal does mine
She never has to wait outside
in front of the shops in your town
eats a hundred kilos of sushi with chopsticks in one day
stays in shape like a football
models ask her for advice
they scream, want selfies
when they see the two of us
when those button eyes make every girl's eyes spin
but she just can't get it
she fell over in the Kiki challenge
and was paralyzed for ten days
tense your body like a bow
grab your feet with your hands
I know you can do it
I know you can do it
Her hobby's Battleship
even Arjen Robben hasn't got a shot at ball balancing
your dog brings your paper
she brings juice and croissants in the morning
hates crocodiles, still sometimes secretly rocks Lacoste
With Robinson Crusoe I explore every far-off place
sings me a tune under the stars
and after three days the melody's still in my head
the sound goes: "Hönk, hönk"
and the whole hall's like: "Whoa"
tense your body like a bow
grab your feet with your hands
I know you can do it
I know you can do it
I know you can do it
I know you can do it