It's cold and wet
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Welcome to Christmastime
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Pretending we're having huge fun
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With all this stupid décor crap
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Going to church once
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Acting like you're holy
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Even though in reality
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You're just horny for the gifts
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Like every year the family shows up
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For one evening we pretend
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We don't always fight
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Luckily the Christmas duck
Is already waiting on the table
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'Cause who needs a conscience
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And they call me Mrs. Grinch
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Just 'cause I'm simply honest
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I tell you the truth to your face
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Since the Christ Child sure won't
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'Cause it doesn't even exist
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Same old lines every year at Christmas
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Christmas, the feast of love
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But where's that love supposed to be
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Nice that everyone has somebody
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Who loves them endlessly
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Still gives their very last penny
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That everyone lies in their loved ones' arms
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While I don't get a single letter anymore
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And they call me Mrs. Grinch
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Just 'cause I'm simply honest
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I tell you the truth to your face
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Since the Christ Child sure won't
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'Cause it doesn't even exist
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Maybe it wouldn't be so cruel
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If you had somebody at Christmas
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Someone who'd lend you their coat in a snowstorm
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But I'm alone again at Christmastime
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And they call me Mrs. Grinch
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Just 'cause I'm simply honest
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I tell you the truth to your face
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Since the Christ Child sure won't
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'Cause it doesn't even exist
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And they call me Mrs. Grinch
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Just 'cause I'm simply honest
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I tell you the truth to your face
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Since the Christ Child sure won't
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'Cause it doesn't even exist