If what you want is to live a hundred years
Don't taste the liquors of pleasure
If you're allergic to disappointments
Buy a gas mask
Stay inside the law
If what you want is to live a hundred years
Work out from five to six
And put on hair gel so it won't mess up your hair
The little breeze of freedom
Found a home in which there never reigns
A king greater than safety
Avoid the smoke of clubs
If what you want is to live a hundred years
Vaccinate yourself against chance
Tell that girl not to call anymore
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask
Do they sell pills to keep from dreaming?
If you want to be Methuselah
If your movie is to live a hundred years
Never do it without a condom
It's dangerous for your naked skin
To brush against another unsterilized skin
So that the virus of doubt won't sneak in
Into your matrimonial bed
And if your nights lack salt
That's what the TV's for
If what you want is to reach a hundred years
Don't live the way I live
Tell that girl not to call anymore
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask
Do they sell pills to keep from dreaming?
Tell that girl not to call anymore
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask
Do they sell pills to keep from dreaming?
Tell that girl not to call anymore
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask
Do they sell pills to keep from dreaming?
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask
Do they sell pills to keep from dreaming?
Tell that girl not to call anymore
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask
Do they sell pills to keep from dreaming?
Tell that girl not to call anymore
And if your heart protests
At the pharmacy you can ask