One ordinary day I'm coming to get you
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Tell your boy that you're going to leave him
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Grab your things, write a goodbye note
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Hang up your good-girl life
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Burn your planner and your fancy clothes
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Tell your mother that she shouldn't wait up tonight
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They're not promises, stories like those
With carriages and princesses
That they tell you out there
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Forget your plans for a happy world
The countercurrent, your life without you
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I'm going to steal you some ordinary day
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Try trying me, you're gonna laugh
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I'll do what nobody ever did for you
Don't ask me, let your mother know
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They're not promises, stories like those
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With carriages and princesses
That they tell you out there
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It's something that we're going to write together
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Me with you, you with me moving ahead
Moving ahead, moving ahead
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Tell your mother that you're going to break out
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Tell your boyfriend that you're going to leave him
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Tell your boss that till next year
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Tell your father that I'm going to steal you
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Tell your mother that you're taking off
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Tell your boyfriend that you were mistaken
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Tell your girlfriends that you found someone
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Who strangely doesn't want to buy you