One ordinary day I'm coming to get you
Tell your boy that you're going to leave him
Grab your things, write a goodbye note
Hang up your good-girl life
Burn your planner and your fancy clothes
Tell your mother that she shouldn't wait up tonight
They're not promises, stories like those
With carriages and princesses
That they tell you out there
Forget your plans for a happy world
The countercurrent, your life without you
I'm going to steal you some ordinary day
Try trying me, you're gonna laugh
I'll do what nobody ever did for you
Don't ask me, let your mother know
They're not promises, stories like those
With carriages and princesses
That they tell you out there
It's something that we're going to write together
Me with you, you with me moving ahead
Moving ahead, moving ahead
Tell your mother that you're going to break out
Tell your boyfriend that you're going to leave him
Tell your boss that till next year
Tell your father that I'm going to steal you
Tell your mother that you're taking off
Tell your boyfriend that you were mistaken
Tell your girlfriends that you found someone
Who strangely doesn't want to buy you