If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Just wanted to be more like them, be more like them
Always upbeat and nothing downbeat, nothing downbeat
Could've gotten far if I were blonde, if I were blonde
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Just be more like them, be more like them
Always upbeat and nothing downbeat, nothing downbeat
Could've gotten far if I were blonde, if I were blonde
I'm looking for kicks in finding those girls from Stockholm
Who can set the bar higher than Duplantis' girl
If you want them I want to be them, their waist slaloms
Like an answer key, all correct, that's the way I would've gone
Sky and sea, I would've already been podium-ready
Thrown away friends from day one to become the same
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Just be more like them, be more like them
Always upbeat and nothing downbeat, nothing downbeat
Could've gotten far if I were blonde, if I were blonde
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Just be more like them, be more like them
Always upbeat and nothing downbeat, nothing downbeat
Could've gotten far if I were blonde, if I were blonde
If I give what I get, why am I not rich like Elon?
I can also walk over dead bodies and then pretend like nothing happened
My mistakes under the ice
Don't interfere when I go
Sky and sea, which has already been podium-ready
And throw the friend off my basketball court
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Just be more like them, be more like them
Always upbeat and nothing downbeat, nothing downbeat
Could've gotten far if I were blonde, if I were blonde
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Just be more like them, be more like them
Always upbeat and nothing downbeat, nothing downbeat
Could've gotten far if I were blonde, if I were blonde
Should we have another beat switch on this one?
No, no more beat switches, Blonde
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
If I were blonde, if I were blonde
Not even any consequences
I'll do everything for you
I'll do everything for you, I'll do—
Not even any consequences
I'll do everything for you
I'll do everything for you, I'll do—