The Halloween party
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But it bums me out
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All those little bloody corpses
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When they knock on my door
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I can say I honor them
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Since I play dead
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I won't give any candy
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To kick your cherubs out
The biggest pains in the *ss
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But this evil blackmail
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Do you know that in the end it only
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Makes your kids diabetic
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Happy holidays, happy holidays
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Happy holidays, happy holidays
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And it freaks me out
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All those Draculas acting scary
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Gutting pumpkins, sorry
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But it feels very serial killer
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And you'll say I'm rambling
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But begging as a witch
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Happy holidays, happy holidays
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Happy holidays, happy holidays
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Come on, happy Halloween
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After all, dreaming's important
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It's time to slip on your pretty costumes
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Of vampires with bloodshot eyes
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But don't forget the Chinese kid
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Who wrecked his fingers
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Sewing your Cruella costume
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For just 30 dollars a month
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Happy holidays, happy holidays
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Happy holidays, happy holidays