All those little bloody corpses
When they knock on my door
I can say I honor them
To kick your cherubs out
The biggest pains in the *ss
Do you know that in the end it only
Makes your kids diabetic
Happy holidays, happy holidays
Happy holidays, happy holidays
And it freaks me out
All those Draculas acting scary
But it feels very serial killer
And you'll say I'm rambling
Happy holidays, happy holidays
Happy holidays, happy holidays
Come on, happy Halloween
After all, dreaming's important
It's time to slip on your pretty costumes
Of vampires with bloodshot eyes
But don't forget the Chinese kid
Sewing your Cruella costume
For just 30 dollars a month
Happy holidays, happy holidays
Happy holidays, happy holidays