LEARN LYRICS

The Halloween party

They say it's a holiday

For kids

But it bums me out

All those little bloody corpses

When they knock on my door

I can say I honor them

Since I play dead

I won't give any candy

To those little sh*ts

But what luck

To kick your cherubs out

The biggest pains in the *ss

Threaten

Candy or a curse

I say bravo

What a fine education

Revenge

So that's the moral

But this evil blackmail

Do you know that in the end it only

Makes your kids diabetic

Happy holidays, happy holidays

Happy holidays, happy holidays

Happy Halloween

And it freaks me out

All those Draculas acting scary

Gutting pumpkins, sorry

But it feels very serial killer

And you'll say I'm rambling

But begging as a witch

That's a bum thing

That happens on the RER

Happy holidays, happy holidays

Happy holidays, happy holidays

Happy Halloween

Come on, happy Halloween

Kids

After all, dreaming's important

It's time to slip on your pretty costumes

Of vampires with bloodshot eyes

But don't forget the Chinese kid

Who wrecked his fingers

Sewing your Cruella costume

For just 30 dollars a month

Happy holidays, happy holidays

Happy holidays, happy holidays

Happy Halloween