Waking up in a panic at twelve on a Monday
Should've been at the office at nine to work
How am I gonna explain the situation to the boss
Maybe tell a lie that the alarm clock didn't go off
Was up too late yesterday
Wasted time when I could've been sleeping
Maybe I shouldn't have spent like four hours
In front of the mirror trying to find new angles
But if I run now I'll catch the next train
But sometimes you gotta think about yourself, be a little selfish
I wanna try it, so let me take a selfie
Doesn't matter if it's night or day
Taking a selfie every day, that's who I am
Doesn't matter if it's night or day
Taking a selfie every day, that's who I am
Doesn't matter if it's night or day
Two pictures a day, that's how it should be
No spamming here, that would be catastrophic
'You can lose all your followers'
Taking a picture of yourself comes first
See me pout my lips like Östermalm
100 likes can be a great comfort sometimes
'Cause validation is all there is in this country
If you've ever been to the gym without taking a selfie and
uploaded it to Instagram
Can you really be sure that you've worked out
At the club, take a selfie
In the woods, take a selfie
On the toilet, take a selfie
Completely naked, take a selfie
The camera goes click and then I'm there
On the screen, so beautiful, just as I am
The camera goes click and then I'm there
On Instagram, it's my world
Take a picture of yourself
I'm so f*cking hot, nothing more to it
I want everyone to see how hot I am