People seem to hate on me
Just because I want to take good pictures of myself
Okay shawty, selfie stick
Stop putting me down, I'm a sensitive guy
You laugh and you stand there watching
But it's the only way to get good angles
The alternative is to get surgery on my arm
Or actually get real friends
But what do I need real friends for
When I have a stick that can take a much better picture
So I don't need your friendship, just get lost
All I need is my selfie stick
A phone on a stick, a selfie stick
'Cause nobody else wants to take a picture of me
A lonely life, that's a selfie stick
But seriously why does nobody want to take a picture of me
The thing is it's good for many more things
For example, you can get things down
Or get things that are under other things
It can simply be used for many things
It can be used for pole vaulting
It can be used to commit crimes
You can use it as a prosthetic leg
And then you can probably use it as binoculars too
A phone on a stick, a selfie stick
'Cause nobody else wants to take a picture of me
A lonely life, that's a selfie stick
But seriously why does nobody want to take a picture of me
But there's one thing we haven't mentioned yet
Some might think we're crossing the line
But I don't think we were the first either
You can take good pictures of your
But there's one thing we haven't mentioned yet
Some might think we're crossing the line
But I don't think we were the first either
You can take good pictures of your anus
A phone on a stick, a selfie stick
'Cause nobody else wants to take a picture of me
A lonely life, that's a selfie stick
But seriously why does nobody want to take a picture of me