I crack open a bottle, it's my last day at work
And you know what I'm in the mood for
We're not gonna play cards, you know exactly what I want
Huh? What? Who you talking about?
Quit snooping in my sh*t
Then go look at Panzani's
You know damn well how much I love you
But f*ck, we love each other so much
The fable of the female and the male
We wage war, we make love
Friday night I want you gone
Monday morning I pray you stay
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sulk then we hate each other
Thursday night we split up
Tuesday night we regret it
Every day of the week
I'm done with Jack D
Yeah, the partying's over
But don't tell Dad
Cheating, headaches and all the drama have cleared out
Seriousness, responsibilities and love have moved in
You know damn well how much we love each other
We're our own oxygen
But f*ck, we love each other so much
The fable of love and the human
We wage war, we make love
Friday night I want you gone
Monday morning I pray you stay
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sulk then we hate each other
Thursday night we split up
Tuesday night we regret it
Every day of the week
We wage war, we make love
Friday night I want you gone
Monday morning I pray you stay
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sulk then we hate each other
Thursday night we split up
Tuesday night we regret it
Every day of the week
But f*ck, we love each other so much