You said I was your life, and I took it literally
Honestly, my bad, I thought this could go further
Whenever I crash on the couch
Me, who's all about bettering myself, can't get over you
With this cold I'm feeling
If you're not here, tell me what to do
Now I don't give a sh*t about anything
Please pass me another drink
Babe, I don't even make a face at tequila anymore
'Cause nothing tastes right since you said goodbye
Now no girl can get into this heart
'Cause it's locked and only you have the key
Babe, I don't even make a face at tequila anymore
'Cause nothing tastes right since you said goodbye
Warning to Cupid, if I see him I'll shoot him down
Everything has already been said, I'm signing off with this one
I already drove the shrink straight crazy
'Cause I've got a sh*tload of problems
They say no pain lasts a hundred years
And I've only been at this a month
I've been asking your friends
If they've seen you with a new conquest
I don't even know what I want them to tell me
I already look like a masochist
With this cold I'm feeling
If you're not here, tell me what to do
Now I don't give a sh*t about anything
Please pass me another drink
Babe, I don't even make a face at tequila anymore
'Cause nothing tastes right since you said goodbye
Now no girl can get into this heart
'Cause it's locked and only you have the key
Babe, I don't even make a face at tequila anymore
'Cause nothing tastes right since you said goodbye
Warning to Cupid, if I see him I'll shoot him down
Everything has already been said, I'm signing off with this one
Babe, I don't even make a face at tequila anymore
'Cause nothing tastes right since you said goodbye
Now no girl can get into this heart
'Cause it's locked and only you have the key
Babe, I don't even make a face at tequila anymore
'Cause nothing tastes right since you said goodbye
Warning to Cupid, if I see him I'll shoot him down
Everything has already been said, I'm signing off with this one