You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
I've got my hands on your hips
Staring at your tits
Hanging here with my bandits
I'd most like to f*ck you
You're my Carice van Houten
And she's not even my type
I fit so much better with you
'Cause I'm way kinder than kind
And okay I've got my tricks
You can know everything about me
But if you won't share your heart with me
I'll just have to steal it from you
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
And even if I'm kinder than kind or sweeter than sweet
I can't help it I'll always stay a crook
Kinder than kind or sweeter than sweet
I can't help it I'll always stay a crook
And I'm often surrounded by chicks
I've had it embroidered on my heart
You appear in all my dreams
And in a black-and-white kimono
Today I'm your Thijs Römer
But I'm tougher and I can rap
And I just came fresh from the barber
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
And even if I'm kinder than kind or sweeter than sweet
I can't help it I'll always stay a crook
Kinder than kind or sweeter than sweet
I can't help it I'll always stay a crook
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
You fit better, better with me
'Cause I'm kinder, kinder than he is
And even if I'm kinder than kind or sweeter than sweet
I can't help it I'll always stay a crook
Kinder than kind or sweeter than sweet
I can't help it I'll always stay a crook