Weekend's coming and the poor guy is broke
But he just found the solution
He puts a little notebook in his pocket
Grabs some tokens and runs to a pay phone
It's his old phone notebook
With the names and numbers of a bunch of chicks
And he's gonna call them all until he manages
To get a babe to go out and cruise around
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
Letter 'A', let's start: Hello, please, is Ana Maria there?
She went out with her boyfriend. Wanna leave a message?
No, thanks, never mind
Letter 'B', I'll call that Bianca
She's got a scowl but I can still make my move
She hung up on me, what a bummer
I called her princess and she thought it was a prank
Screw it! Even better this way
I'll call Dani 'cause she's into me
Hey, little Dani, remember the animal?
I don't know anyone by that name. Bye!
Must be amnesia, on to letter 'E'
2-0-3-6-9-0-7
The next one up is Elizabeth
Rumor has it she's good at
She is, but she can't talk
Her mouth's full and I'm eating, dude
What bad luck, I called at the wrong time
Mealtime is a sacred hour
My little phone book looks like a menu
And it's been a while since I ate anything
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
Letter 'F', nothing ventured, nothing gained
"Hello, is this Francisca's house?"
Married a police chief. Want the number?
I'm out, scratched her off my list
A long time ago I met Mrs. Guta
How's she doing, I wonder?
Mrs. Guta? I'll call her. Grandma! Phone!
Better hang up. Hello?
I tried 'H', 'I', and 'J'
And I still haven't lined up a babe
With each letter that passes I feel more alone
Help! I'm already at letter 'X'!
My phone notebook's almost finished
And I'm far from a happy ending
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
There's still the letter 'Z'
But the tokens are gone, what am I gonna do?
Dial-Sex? What the hell?!
Enough talk, what I want is a woman!
I know, I'll call 102, information
There's nothing wrong with that
Information, Creusa speaking, yes?
I just need some info: can it happen or is it tough?
I'll call Zumira but it won't help
She never gives anybody a break
But I've already been shot down by the whole alphabet
What's wrong with getting a no from her too?
Hello! Zumira? What are you doing today?
Dunno. Let's go to a movie
When the handout's too big even a saint gets suspicious
This girl must have some problem
We arrive at the place she picked
"Something-something of the Kingdom of God"
Check the movie title: "Jesus Christ Is Lord"
Is it a comedy? It's not a movie, the theater closed
It turned into an Evangelical church and I only brought you here
So you'd buy me a spot up in heaven!
To take you to pray at a motel!
Oh Lord, look where I ended up!
Relax, my love, you knelt?
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
Oh, that's the devil's temptation
Shut up, woman, come do the limping kangaroo
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose
It's time to wet the cookie
I'm broke but I don't get tired
It's time to drown the goose