Today paradise costs half price
Says the happiness salesman
Fleeing hell, finally on the road
Your vacation in a complimentary package
Group photo beneath the monument
Tourists at the concentration camp
And on the scorching beaches
Abandon all hope, you who enter
Sweaty butcher shops in line at museums
Luxury hotels in pygmy villages
Sound mind and crumbling body
Anthology of the smart vacation
Your life adrift for a whole lifetime
The wind whistles and the storm screams
Between slushies and grenades
Abandon all hope, you who enter
We just step away a bit
So it looks new when we're back
Move your step, keep the beat
We just step away a bit
So it looks new when we're back
Move your step, keep the beat
Ahead, your return to normality
Work and mandatory holidays
Abandon all hope, you who enter