In Argentina it's tango
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Like the ball, in Cuba it's mambo
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Sirtaki in Greece, South American ones
If I were good at dancing
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Even if I were in the right scene
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I wouldn't take even one step, just one spin
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In the world it doesn't matter who's here, it matters who's got
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If this life were a dance it'd be a cha-cha-cha
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Couple dances, group dances, group highs
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In fact God makes us and then couples us
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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You call me commercial, you're wrong
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I'm super-commercial to the third power
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You look bummed, you don't dance
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Yet you're stuck to my a*s
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I've got a thousand things going, while I'm on the floor I dance
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In this country everything's slow, I dance a slow one
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One step right, one left toward the floor
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Like a dancer who's lost his sight
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
Look what's there, what's there
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I can't dance like the others
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Everyone keeps time better than me, better than me
Look what's there, what's there
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I can't dance like the others
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Everyone keeps time better than me, better than me
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
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The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly