Like the ball, in Cuba it's mambo
Sirtaki in Greece, South American ones
If I were good at dancing
Even if I were in the right scene
I wouldn't take even one step, just one spin
In the world it doesn't matter who's here, it matters who's got
If this life were a dance it'd be a cha-cha-cha
Couple dances, group dances, group highs
In fact God makes us and then couples us
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
You call me commercial, you're wrong
I'm super-commercial to the third power
You look bummed, you don't dance
Yet you're stuck to my a*s
I've got a thousand things going, while I'm on the floor I dance
In this country everything's slow, I dance a slow one
One step right, one left toward the floor
Like a dancer who's lost his sight
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
Look what's there, what's there
I can't dance like the others
Everyone keeps time better than me, better than me
Look what's there, what's there
I can't dance like the others
Everyone keeps time better than me, better than me
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly
The Italian dances badly, the Italian dances badly
The Italian, the Italian, the Italian dances badly