Elphie, now that we're friends
I've decided you're gonna be my new project
You really don't need to do this
I know, and that's why I'm so cool!
Every time I meet someone with less light
'Cause, in this case, I shine
I even feel pain in my heart
If it's transformation time
Galinda springs into action
I can see it's tough to fix
But relax, it's my calling
I'll teach you to be popular
Some tricks from someone who's tried
Flirting strategies, ah
Everything else to help you be
You'll know which slang to use
Come on, 'cause it looks like it's gonna take a while
Don't get offended by my analysis
Think of it as a kind of dialysis
With me here you'll see it's worth it
When it comes to popular
You gotta make the most of it
The blessing life gave you
Confess you wish the world were mine
You're gonna be so popular
With love, I throw them the question
That the secret of victory
For those who make history
You just gotta be popular
It's not enough to have education
Your inspiration has arrived
In this popular diva I am