Pedro Villa and Josefina are about to hook up
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But Laura the neighbor has watched them bail
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Juan Ruja quits and makes it public
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Leonora his wife is gonna delete it soon
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Amanda and Miranda have just tracked down
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Lina their friend that stopped talking to them
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They grope around, they snoop, there's nothing to look into
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It's easy, real easy, just press poke
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Don't get on my Facebook
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Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
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Don't get on my Facebook
When you write melodramas
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Don't do it to me on the wall
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Out of 620 friends you connect with 10
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90 strangers plus 60 friend requests
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They search you, search again, soon they'll see you
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All together, all of them, bet on the net
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200 events that you must attend
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You accept them all even if you don't wanna go
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Your life is hard, you have to decide
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Apply the rule, set everybody to maybe
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No, don't get on my Facebook
_____
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
_____
Don't get on my Facebook
When you write melodramas
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Don't do it to me on the wall
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Don't do it to me on the wall
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Don't do it to me on the wall
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Don't do it to me on the wall
It makes me want to hit close
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Don't tell me that you don't have to go to the bathroom
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Whenever I look at you, you're always Facebooking
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And then I sigh, you're gonna stay a while
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Don't tell me that you've got another birthday
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That a year ago you wouldn't even have heard about
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Maybe now it's trendy to party with strangers
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No, don't get on my Facebook
_____
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
_____
Don't get on my Facebook
When you write melodramas
_____
Don't do it to me on the wall