Pedro Villa and Josefina are about to hook up
But Laura the neighbor has watched them bail
Juan Ruja quits and makes it public
Leonora his wife is gonna delete it soon
Amanda and Miranda have just tracked down
Lina their friend that stopped talking to them
They grope around, they snoop, there's nothing to look into
It's easy, real easy, just press poke
Don't get on my Facebook
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
Don't get on my Facebook
When you write melodramas
Don't do it to me on the wall
Out of 620 friends you connect with 10
90 strangers plus 60 friend requests
They search you, search again, soon they'll see you
All together, all of them, bet on the net
200 events that you must attend
You accept them all even if you don't wanna go
Your life is hard, you have to decide
Apply the rule, set everybody to maybe
No, don't get on my Facebook
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
Don't get on my Facebook
When you write melodramas
Don't do it to me on the wall
Don't do it to me on the wall
Don't do it to me on the wall
Don't do it to me on the wall
It makes me want to hit close
Don't tell me that you don't have to go to the bathroom
Whenever I look at you, you're always Facebooking
And then I sigh, you're gonna stay a while
Don't tell me that you've got another birthday
That a year ago you wouldn't even have heard about
Maybe now it's trendy to party with strangers
No, don't get on my Facebook
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
Don't get on my Facebook
When you write melodramas
Don't do it to me on the wall