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May I have
your attention
please?
may i have
your attention
please?
Will the real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
I repeat
will the real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
We're
gonna have
a problem
here
Y'all
act like
you
never
seen a
White person
before
Jaws
all
on the floor
like
Pam
Like
Tommy
just
burst in
the
door
And
started
whoopin' her ass
worse than before
They
first
were divorced
throwin' her over
furniture
It's
the
return of the
Wait
no way
you're kidding
He
didn't just
say
what i think
he
did
did
he?'
And
Dr
Dre
said
Nothin'
you
idiots
Dr
Dre's
dead
he's
locked in
my basement
Feminist
women
love
Eminem
slim shady
I'm
sick of
him
Look at
him,
walking around
grabbing
his
you-know-what
Flipping
the
you-know-who'
'Yeah
but
he's
so cute
though'
Yeah
I
probably
got
a
couple of
screws
up in
my
head
loose
But
no
worse
than
what's
going on
in
your parents'
bedrooms
Sometimes
I wanna
get on
TV
and
just
let loose
but
can't
But
it's
cool
for Tom Green
to
hump
a dead moose
'My
bum
is on
your
lips,
my
bum
is on
your
lips'
And
if
I'm
lucky,
you
might
just
give it a little
kiss
And
that's the
message
that
we
deliver
to
little kids
And
expect them
not to know
what a woman's
is
Of course
they're
gonna know
what intercourse is
By the time
they
hit
fourth grade
They've
got
the
Discovery
Channel
don't they
?
We
ain't nothing but
mammals
Well
some of us
cannibals
Who
other people
open
like cantaloupes
But
if
we
can
hump
dead animals
and
antelopes
Then
there's
no reason
that
a man
and
another man
can't elope
But
if
you
feel like
I feel
I got
the antidote
Women
wave
your
pantyhose,
sing
the chorus
and
it goes
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm
the real shady
All you
other slim shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Cuz
i'm slim shady
yes I'm
the real Shady
All you
other Slim Shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Will
Smith
don't gotta
cuss
in his
raps
to
sell
records
Well
I do
So
him
and you too
You
think
I
give a damn
about
a grammy
Half of
you
critics
can't even
stomach me
Let alone
stand me
But
Slim
what if
you
win
wouldn't it be
weird?
Why
so you guys
could
just
lie to get
me
here
So
you can
sit
me
here
next to
Britney
Spears
Christina
Aguilera
better
switch me
chairs
So
I can
sit
next to
Carson
Daly
and
Fred
Durst
And
hear
'em
argue
over who
she
gave
to
first
Little
put me on blast
on
MTV
'Yeah
he's cute
but
I think
he's married
to Kim
I
should download
an audio
on MP3
And
show
the whole world
how you gave
Eminem
I'm
sick of
you
little girl
and
boy groups
all you
do
is
annoy me
So
I have
been
sent here
to destroy
you
And
there's a
million
of us
just like me
Who
cuss
like
me,
who
just
don't give a
like me
Who
dress
like me
walk
talk
and
act like
me
And
just
might be
the next best thing
but
not quite
me
Cuz
I'm Slim Shady
yes i'm
the real Shady
All you
other Slim Shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Cuz
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm
the real Shady
All you
other Slim Shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
slim shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
I'm
like a
head
trip
to
listen to
'Cause
I'm only
giving you
Things
you
joke about
with your
friends
inside your
living room
The only
difference
is I got
the balls
to say it
In front of
y'all
and
I
don't gotta
be
false
or
sugarcoat
it
at all
I
just
get on
the mic
and
spit
it
And
whether
you
like to admit
it
I
just
it
Better than
90%
of
you
rappers
out can
Then
you
wonder
how
can
kids
eat up
these
albums
like
It's
funny
'cause
at the rate
I'm going
when
I'm 30
I'll be
the only
person
in
the
nursing home
flirting
Pinching
nurse's
asses
when
I'm
with Jergens
And
I'm
jerking
but
this
whole
bag of
Viagra
isn't working
And
every single
person
is a
Slim Shady
lurking
He
could be working
at Burger
Spittin'
on
your
onion rings
Or
in the parking lot
circling
Screaming
I
don't give a
With his
windows down
and
his system
up
So
will the real
Shady
please
stand up
And
put
one of those
fingers
on
each hand
up
And
be proud to be
outta your mind
and
outta control
And
one more time
loud
as you can
how
does it go
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm
the real shady
All you
other slim shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Cuz
i'm slim shady
yes I'm
the real Shady
All you
other Slim Shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Cuz
I'm Slim Shady
yes i'm
the real Shady
All you
other Slim Shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
Slim Shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Cuz
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm
the real Shady
All you
other Slim Shadys
are just
imitating
So
won't the
real
slim shady
please
stand up
Please
stand up
please
stand up
Ha
ha
I guess
there's a
Slim Shady
in
all of us
Let's
all
stand up