I'm trying to relax a bit
Keeps playing and won't stop
Because he plays like sh*t
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He's got no sense of rhythm
And I don't read the book anymore
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I go ask him why
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Cut it out with those bongos
Like this you kill Africa
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Which may have lots of problems
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But definitely not the rhythm one
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'Come on, bum, try to play better
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'Cause I'm trying to make my feet dance!
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Even if I'm eighty years old
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I still go dance at the hall with my old lady
Hey, what a pain in the balls
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You're splitting my ear
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You, your flip-flops and your bongos!'
Even if you don't like it
I've known it for a long time
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Thanks to my pim pum pam
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Maybe I got it wrong
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Maybe my d*ck
Now I'll bust your bongos
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The explorer in the pot
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You may have no problems
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But you sure have one with rhythm
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I'll smack a fish up your a*s!
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You can only sell your own chocolate!
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Thinks it's easier
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Has never been seen in Africa
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Which may have lots of problems
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But for sure not the forest one
I'd like to play the bongos
Sixteen thousand signatures
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No food for Rocco Tanica
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But they razed that woods
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While people were away for the long weekend
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They didn't give a f*ck
Now they're putting up a building
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They destroyed the Gioia woods
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Those huge sons of b*tches