I wake up and my bed is nice and warm
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And I'm holding my favorite pillow in my arms
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They say it's nice that you
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But sadly there's this voice in my head
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That says, get yourself a real job
You've got a hole in your stomach
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And every now and then you also want
brush your teeth, put on lotion, lose weight
head out, line up, drop dead
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Do you hear the voice that says
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I'd rather lie here
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My gift to the world
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When I get up I've got a temper
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I take it out on every person I know
Man, I'm doing all of you
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The world's got too many dangers
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Recently somebody drove without yielding
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of somebody suddenly dropping dead while lying down
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brush your teeth, put on lotion, lose weight
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head out, line up, drop dead
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Do you hear the voice that says
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I'd rather lie here
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My gift to the world
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I'd rather lie here
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Cause lying is peace
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My gift to the world
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And if the world goes to the dogs today
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and there's not a stone left on another
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It can't be my fault
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cause I stayed lying down
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I'd rather lie here
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My gift to the world
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I'd rather lie here