I had bought a Chevrolet from '63
And tore off downtown to see
If there was something to stick my d*ck in
Some little chick with fire and energy
I stepped on the gas and grinned at those
Who got pretty pissed when I overtook them
But suddenly I heard a f*cking racket
It was some crazy f*cking hick who drove past
A Volvo, Volvo, an old crappy Volvo
Overtook my nice Chevrolet
Volvo, Volvo, a filthy f*cking Volvo
I was about to faint, a Volvo overtook a Yankee car
I stood on the gas and floored it
And thought now that b*stard's gonna get it
360 horses' roar and smoke
Got past that f*cker on the next bend
On the next straight I slowed down
And didn't think about any Volvo anymore
But when I'd almost reached town
Someone came and blew past me
And it was going fast as f*ck
A Volvo, Volvo, the same f*cking Volvo
The same car and the same f*cking hick
Volvo, Volvo, sh*tty f*cking Volvo
No matter how much I gassed it
It still got to town before me
We raced to town like f*cking crazy
But then you had to go down to 50 clicks
I followed it through the whole town
And by the station the f*cker stopped
I jumped out and ran like a gazelle
And was gonna give that f*cker a f*cking punch
I ripped open the front door and there
Behind the wheel sat a gorgeous chick
Volvo, Volvo, old f*cking Volvo
Who can afford to drive a Chevrolet
Volvo, Volvo, I want a Volvo
A Volvo with a V8 that I can chase hot chicks with
Volvo, Volvo, I want a Volvo
Then I'll be the best in the whole town
Volvo, Volvo, a super-tuned Volvo
A Volvo with a V8 that roars and goes like the devil himself
D*mned American sh*t
Gimme a Volvo you b*stards