LEARN LYRICS

Orienteering

Running stuck in mud

Sprinting over rocks and stumps

A sport for old geezers

They need a compass

To find the outhouse

'Cause Leif is an orienteer

Getting lost

Ending up in some muck

Leif is so dumb

Can get lost in a room

Running fast as

Cracking your skull on a spruce

'Cause Leif is an orienteer

Egon and his father

They have all the children

They're gonna die

Drown in a lake

Somewhere

Punching correctly

It's not easy

Slogging through a mire

And running 'til you puke

Take your chance and choose

You can crash into a moose

'Cause Leif is an orienteer

Running here and there

They draw a blank

When they do the final check

They can't find the control

They might take a hit

And become dinner for a bear

'Cause Leif is an orienteer

Egon and his father

They have all the children

They're gonna die

Drown in a lake

Egon and his father

They have all the children

They're gonna die

Drown in a lake

Somewhere

And so we all sing, come on now

Leif

Leif

Leif

Leif

Orienteering Leif