Whenever I wake up in the morning, I look for cheese
I drink my coffee and mom gives me a kiss
But this morning I didn't find it, somebody ate it
If I catch the b*stard, he'll become shark food
I'm gonna make him walk the plank
I'm gonna make him walk the plank
I found out the b*stard was a rodent
He left his sh*t tracks all over the floor
I'll chase him down, he'll feel a lot of pain
I'll make him lick my boots
I'm gonna make him walk the plank
I'm gonna make him walk the plank
I threw the stick at the rat
By the scream the rat let out
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Sit on daddy's lap
Jerry, don't do that again
I'm gonna make him walk the plank
I'm gonna make him walk the plank