Lately I've been doing a hundred twenty
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Riding around on my bike
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And as always I could only hope
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The cops wouldn't stop me
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'Cause then I'd have to pay a fine
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And they'd take me in for questioning
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And my poor little bike
Would stand alone outside the door
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How I love my bike
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Why, I don't really know
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I'll stay loyal to my bike
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As opposed to my wife
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I'll never leave it
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I'll never walk away from it
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'Cause we fly like we're on clouds
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'Cause we get along so well
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Every booger drives an Opel
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Every monkey drives a Ford
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Every idiot drives a Porsche
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Every a*shole an Audi Sport
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Every nut drives a Manta
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Only connoisseurs ride bikes
And are always there faster
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My bike isn't purple
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'Cause that doesn't turn me on at all
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'Cause I can't stand brown
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No, I painted it blue
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From the saddle to the tube
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And I find that extremely fitting
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'Cause I'm sometimes drunk too
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Every booger drives an Opel
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Every monkey drives a Ford
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Every idiot drives a Porsche
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Every a*shole an Audi Sport
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Every nut drives a Manta
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Only connoisseurs ride bikes
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And are always there faster
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Every booger drives an Opel
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Every monkey drives a Ford
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Every idiot drives a Porsche
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Every a*shole an Audi Sport
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Every nut drives a Manta
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Only connoisseurs ride bikes
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And are always there faster