Lately I've been doing a hundred twenty
Riding around on my bike
And as always I could only hope
The cops wouldn't stop me
'Cause then I'd have to pay a fine
And they'd take me in for questioning
And my poor little bike
Would stand alone outside the door
How I love my bike
Why, I don't really know
I'll stay loyal to my bike
As opposed to my wife
I'll never leave it
I'll never walk away from it
'Cause we fly like we're on clouds
'Cause we get along so well
Every booger drives an Opel
Every monkey drives a Ford
Every idiot drives a Porsche
Every a*shole an Audi Sport
Every nut drives a Manta
Only connoisseurs ride bikes
And are always there faster
My bike isn't purple
'Cause that doesn't turn me on at all
'Cause I can't stand brown
No, I painted it blue
From the saddle to the tube
And I find that extremely fitting
'Cause I'm sometimes drunk too
Every booger drives an Opel
Every monkey drives a Ford
Every idiot drives a Porsche
Every a*shole an Audi Sport
Every nut drives a Manta
Only connoisseurs ride bikes
And are always there faster
Every booger drives an Opel
Every monkey drives a Ford
Every idiot drives a Porsche
Every a*shole an Audi Sport
Every nut drives a Manta
Only connoisseurs ride bikes
And are always there faster