A lot has changed in this world
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And it's becoming clear what's causing all of it
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So many women today are like men
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I can hardly see a difference anymore
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They have money and drive fast cars
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And after sex some disappear without a sound
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They wage war and they sell drugs
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They're brutal on their way to the top
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They've got power and play better football
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They make history and fly into space
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Women are the new men
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I can hardly see a difference anymore
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They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
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I wonder why we still exist
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Women are the new men
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It's already like this almost everywhere in the world
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They can do everything and they live longer
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I wonder if I like that
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They've lied to us endlessly
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Much more often, too, than we've cheated them in return
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They fool around, they separate sex and love
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They're generals, and some master thieves
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On the phone they're brief and abrupt
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They get by perfectly well on their own
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They want us only for our looks
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Pay the bills when they go out with us
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Women are the new men
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I can hardly see a difference
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They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
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I wonder why we still exist
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Women are the new men
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It's already like this almost everywhere in the world
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They can do everything, and they live longer
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I wonder if I like that
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They drink a lot, even there they're ahead of us
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They can survive alone in the wild
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They take no joy in monogamy
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And even in bed they sometimes come too soon
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Women are the new men
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I can hardly see a difference
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They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
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I wonder what we're still here for
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Men are the new women
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They cry in secret and let themselves get beaten up
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While women today dare to do anything
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Women are the new men
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It's already like this almost everywhere in the world
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They can do everything and they live longer
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I wonder if I like that
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Women are the new men
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I can hardly see a difference
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They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
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I wonder why we even still exist
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Women are the new men
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And yet I've fallen in love again