A lot has changed in this world
And it's becoming clear what's causing all of it
So many women today are like men
I can hardly see a difference anymore
They have money and drive fast cars
And after sex some disappear without a sound
They wage war and they sell drugs
They're brutal on their way to the top
They've got power and play better football
They make history and fly into space
Women are the new men
I can hardly see a difference anymore
They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
I wonder why we still exist
Women are the new men
It's already like this almost everywhere in the world
They can do everything and they live longer
I wonder if I like that
They've lied to us endlessly
Much more often, too, than we've cheated them in return
They fool around, they separate sex and love
They're generals, and some master thieves
On the phone they're brief and abrupt
They get by perfectly well on their own
They want us only for our looks
Pay the bills when they go out with us
Women are the new men
I can hardly see a difference
They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
I wonder why we still exist
Women are the new men
It's already like this almost everywhere in the world
They can do everything, and they live longer
I wonder if I like that
They drink a lot, even there they're ahead of us
They can survive alone in the wild
They take no joy in monogamy
And even in bed they sometimes come too soon
Women are the new men
I can hardly see a difference
They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
I wonder what we're still here for
Men are the new women
They cry in secret and let themselves get beaten up
While women today dare to do anything
Women are the new men
It's already like this almost everywhere in the world
They can do everything and they live longer
I wonder if I like that
Women are the new men
I can hardly see a difference
They're like our beautiful doppelgängers
I wonder why we even still exist
Women are the new men
And yet I've fallen in love again