Are you even allowed to give women compliments anymore?
Can you? Can you?
Or laugh at jokes that aren't politically correct?
Can you talk faster than your brain allows?
Can you? Can you?
Or say things you don't believe yourself?
'So what are we still allowed to do these days?'
At night you lie awake and ask yourself that question
One you hardly dare to ask anymore, yet
Your grandma always said
You're allowed to do anything, you don't have to do a thing
You can do lots, but what do we actually want?
Nobody's gotta be a pig, don't think just of yourself
If that's the case, then I say
'You're allowed to do anything'
Can you just jet off to the South Seas?
Can you? Can you?
Eat meat, tuna, seals and dolphins
Are you allowed to think of someone else while kissing?
Can you? Can you?
Or sing something that doesn't rhyme at all?
You're allowed to do anything, you don't have to do a thing
You can do lots, but what do we actually want?
Nobody's gotta be a pig, don't think just of yourself
If that's the case, then I say
'You're allowed to do anything'
Some think the world's conspiring against them
Some claim the truth belongs only to them
Some say what's on their mind, then say afterward
That nowadays you're not allowed to say anything
You're allowed to do anything, you don't have to do a thing
You can do lots, but what do we actually want?
Nobody's gotta be a pig, don't think just of yourself
If that's the case, then I say
'You're allowed to do anything'
You're allowed to do anything