German, German, German
Of course a German invented 'Wetten Dass'
Thanks for the lovely hours
We're the friendliest customers on this planet
We're modest, we've got money
The very best at every sport
Taxes here are a world record
We're waiting for visitors like that
Anyone who likes it can live here
We're the friendliest people
German, German, German, German
Just one little thing is wrong here
Namely that Schumacher doesn't drive a Mercedes
That's all Germany
You won't find that anywhere else
That's all Germany
We live and we die here
German, German, German, German
German, German, German, German
A lot of people get full of themselves about Germany
And some think it's awesome to be a top doctor
There are some who love to complain about "Kanaken"
And travel to Thailand every year to flirt
We love our cars more than our women
'Cause we can trust German cars
God kissed the Earth only once
Right at the spot where Germany is now
We're the best everywhere, of course in bed too
That's all Germany
You won't find that anywhere else
That's all Germany
We live and we die here
We're especially good at smashing faces
You can rely on us for arson too
We're into order and cleanliness
We're ready for a war anytime
Greetings to the world, admit it at last
We can be proud of Germany
Pig, pig, pig, pig
Pig, pig, pig, pig
That's all Germany
You won't find that anywhere else
That's all Germany
We live and we die here
That's all Germany
You won't find that anywhere else
That's all Germany
We live and we die here