People like to see them on weekends
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Sporty modern gents with a hot stare
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They drag freshly painted ladies
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Onto the dance floors of the republic
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The courtship of grown-ups
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Is more interesting than many think
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From chest-hair toupee to Botox mask
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In war and love everything's allowed
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Men and women are sheer horror
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As they gaze for hours deep into each other's eyes
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And the women steal their men from other women
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And the men dump their frustration on the women
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Because men and women can be trusted
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To gladly ruin each other's night
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When they languish till the break of dawn
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And then still run back home alone
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They're already lying in the bushes by noon
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At night you can hardly
Walk through the city park
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Romantic dreamers call it love
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Here you can watch hormones at work
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And when they dim the lights
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A nation gets pole fever
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It's worst in spring
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That's why I simply prefer winter
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Because men and women are sheer horror
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As they gaze for hours deep into each other's eyes
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And the women steal their men from other women
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And men only build houses anyway
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Some men love men
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Some women just women
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There's nothing to regret and nothing to marvel at
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That's just as normal as chewing gum
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Yet most will never dare to do it