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You twist your foot there
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Your survival book fails there
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Nobody helps when you call
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You haven't showered in ages and you didn't book it like this
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Your neck rest hurts
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Without a subscription it's really not that thrilling
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The trails don't start again until way back there
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I can't get through here with my new fleece jacket
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Where's the handle here? Man, this is all crap
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Not a soul in sight, nobody here knows you
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And if you run around here, you're hustling for nothing
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Expectations were high, this branch hangs way too low
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The animals' looks are too passive aggressive for me
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No bank account and no god, this isn't my world
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Nobody's up for you here and it rains into your tent
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Everything's full of crawling stuff and brush
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Your tailbone freezes when you bend over
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You slowly go insane
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And suddenly you wish so much to be back at Hermannplatz
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There's neither cake nor reception
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Love doesn't stand a chance there
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The animals have no fear there
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You just walk along and then croak at some point
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I'm hanging around here in the woods
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Without oat milk and heating
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Here I ruin my look and the rosehip itches
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Thorns keep cutting at my leg
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I fight pigs for the chestnuts
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The sun drives me insane
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I sleep on a rock, I feel so alone
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And I've got cavities in my tooth
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It's just waiting for you there
You're being watched there