Oh God, look, there's Chris
Yeah, I haven't seen him in ages
No, I know. He's like, been inside or something
But hey, could you meet tonight?
No, I've got some things to take care of
You- you- you- you-, you know it
This song goes out to all the guys out there who
Think you're doing everything right
But in reality, you're doing everything wrong 'cause
Skip school, tag the toilet
Spit snus and smoke cigs
You gotta have more swag, boy
No chicks wanna be with a geek
There's one thing that bothers me
About all the girls in high school
That everyone's so f*cking cringe
And always fall for the disgusting a*shole
I've got the highest grades
Am honest, kind, and pretty handsome
And paid for most of the graduation truck
Still no girl falls in love, you choose guys who are
Uncool, smoke cigs, and sit on the roof
But how the h*ll can you be so incredibly f*cking shady?
Who wants those who do drugs, fight, and are too dumb?
Who wants a nerd when there's so many good ones?
Bro, it's a bad boy they want
Skip school, tag the toilet
Spit snus and smoke cigs
You gotta have more swag, boy
No chicks wanna be with a geek
Cocky when talking, bully at school
Hold the cig like french fries
Miss calls on purpose, be a sh*t
If you're gonna have a girl, you gotta be bad, aight
Like Volchok in O.C., you know, right?
Smoke lots of cigs and squint your eyes
If you see a nerd, smash his glasses
When you're standing and smoking say: 'You have beautiful eyes'
Did it once or twice, days after she s*cked
Take off your shirt as often as possible
Pretend to be the one no girl gets
F on tests, best move
Pretend not to care when you crash the Rover
Tag in school and get a fat tag
If you get caught, call the principal a name
Have no books in your black Eastpak bag
What? Are you gonna have s*x with her mom?
The main thing is that you know that
Skip school, tag the toilet
Spit snus and smoke cigs
You gotta have more swag, boy
No chicks wanna be with a geek
Cocky when talking, bully at school
Hold the cig like french fries
Miss calls on purpose, be a sh*t