There was a little man
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Who had a funny house
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Who had a funny house
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The house is cardboard
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The house is cardboard
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The stairs are paper
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The stairs are paper
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You'll break the tip of your nose
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You'll break the tip of your nose
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He broke the tip of his nose
With some pretty golden thread
With some pretty golden thread
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My story's finished
Gentlemen, ladies, applaud
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Gentlemen, ladies, applaud